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The bride surnamed Li cut her wrists and tried to commit suicide after her boyfriend broke up with her just before the marriage.
(Source: awildpokemon)
(Source: gryffindorteamseeker)
:-/
(Source: nerdsculture)
why can’t i have a hot neighbor says my next door neighbor as he watches me sit on the computer
(Source: jongdaes)
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person:
but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
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me:
shhh do you hear that?
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me:
it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
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me:
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧
That’s how it works kiddos.
When I was thirteen, I went on a date with my first ever boyfriend to see the film RV. Midway through the film, he proceeded to bite my knee for a minute straight and when he was done, he informed me that I had just had “one-third of an orgasm”. Not knowing any better, I agreed that, yes, I had just had one-third of an orgasm and I thanked him. We then watched the rest of RV in silence.